For anyone wanting kids...NOTHING prepares you for .... the shit...

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2022.01.16 21:51 scjw For anyone wanting kids...NOTHING prepares you for .... the shit...

Literally, figuratively, spiritually... mentally.... That dead look you see in parents eyes... Its not death... its trauma from the last amazing bit of feces the cute little monster, you just complimented, created before you crossed paths.
Think about it.. A regular size person takes on average 1- 2 drops to the porcelain rectifier daily.. NEWS FLASH: babies avg twice that regularly.. they have NOTHING better to do with their day... Cry, eat, sleep, stink.. never in any particular order of course. Thats 3 times as many shits for a parent to clean regularly. Daily.. Ad nauseum.. for AT LEAST 2 years.. If one happens to be a good potty trainer.. And even THEN... there are still accidents. Some are ACTUAL accidents... but some.... some are choices... They couldn't make it in time... or they got distracted... etc... Either way.. thats MORE shit to be cleaned up... Up to the age of 5 but not limited to the later years depending on the child.. Have you really thought about this shit clearly?
Unless you've spent your days analyzing fecal matters... Very few things can prepare a first time parent for the look, sight, smell, and sometimes feel of what their offspring produce those first years.. Oh they THOUGHT they saw some shit... No they didnt... But they can tell you bout some shit now!! Ever seen a baby seemingly produce another baby and smash it into a diaper? Ever seen a toddler leave a limb in the toilet? and watch as they leave the bathroom with all theirs... Ever wondered what regret with a dash of "why did i do this?.," smells like? Just exercise patience because THEN these miniature fecal factories become MOBILE.. Then begins that fun game of where's the smell coming from?... and HOPE its coming from the mobile child. They mobile stink stacker that may or may not think its funny to run away with loaded rear. Imagine chasing the trash truck... multiple times... daily... And STILL having to take out the trash... TWICE if not taken outside immediately.
The worst of it all... For those unlucky to have their OWN children to raise. Must deal with a much different type of mental/spiritual warfare.. The miniature version of self. One that knows every button to push and what sounds to make which reach the deepest parts of the soul. Days are spent wondering the true meaning of it all. Nights are spent wondering when it will possibly end.. Smell becomes one's worst enemy. The fecal matter of it all can be astounding! The shear price of clean up as well as fresh clothing... astronomical ... There is nothing quite like the first time a parent sees feces spread on a once clean wall... No preparation or soothing... jus a towel and disinfectant... After a job well done.. Rejoice!! There will more than likely be another clean up tomorrow.. if not sooner... EVERYONE LOVES to believe their shit dont stink... Until they smell it.. From a tiny rectum. At ANY hour of the day. Furry child or otherwise..
Anyone can find loads of stories on this subject. No one story will match another. Shits rarely the same.. And every once in a while these shits have to be checked... For size .. consistency.. color... A physician will ask at some point.. How does one prepare for analyzing shit? This being a legitimate question to any experienced person out there... To ANYONE happily considering looking into procreation.. Have you thought this SHIT thru? Have you truly considered ALL the shit? LITERALLY, NOTHING PREPARES YOU FOR THE SHIT. Not parents. No classes. No videos. Think jumping into a dumpster and hoping it doesnt get messy.
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2022.01.16 21:51 MUGGTHEFKOFF when your uncle pulls up with his nerf-gun crazed kids

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2022.01.16 21:51 Galaxy_Quest_123 Crypto is the inverse of a Ponzi scheme

I know a number of articles argued that Crypto is a Ponzi scheme in the end but I’d argue it’s the latter, where the real winners are the ones who hold to the very end. Tell me otherwise?
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2022.01.16 21:51 AustinKellumMusic Need help adding bass to 2 songs. Anyone interested?

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All publicity is good publicity, Stop complaining all the time, enjoy the ride.
The announcement is not yours personally, it's probably not even meant for YOU, But YOU take it as it is personally written for you to be hyped. "boohooo its not how i wanted it, or how i would run a company" <- well then go create your own.
If every announcement just draws in a few or spread some awareness, im happy! Keep up the good work Safemoon-team!
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I'm going to install shoe molding in a few rooms in my house. In the dining room there's a transition to the kitchen which has a long threshold that extends all the way across one side of the room into each corner. At the corners how should I join the shoe molding that will go on the other walls?
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2022.01.16 21:51 No_Layer_1015 Burning Question

How much effect on the mcgill administration do these petitions and open letters realistically have?
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2022.01.16 21:51 whaterinmade Week 3: Pantry Challenge - Brown Sugar Cookies

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From norway
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2022.01.16 21:51 UTUSBN533000 Revealed: UK Gov't Plans Publicity Blitz to Undermine Privacy of Your Chats

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2022.01.16 21:51 exciter706 What are your plans for tonight?

I plan on getting just enough bronze to get an axe, pickaxe, cultivator, shield and karve and go exploring for the merchant. If he is found quickly enough I’ll start my large scale logging operation in preparation for mass smelting and my endgame village.
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2022.01.16 21:51 Tomatarto14 Horrific graphics bug

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2022.01.16 21:51 TheMitchPacinoSh0w Mutant PHAYC 582 | 20 Sol

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2022.01.16 21:51 makeupjunkie77 Should I use Cimexa all along the base of our bed and also around all of the wooden slats and everything under the mattress? Sorry for so many questions!

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2022.01.16 21:51 Big-Entrance-7322 Question regarding a Dunmer Spellsword

Simple question without having to post a brick of text. Wanna do a spellsword Dunmer and can't for the life of me pick a birthsign. Apprentice or Atronach? Heard Atronach is amazing once you know how to replenish your mana. Apprentice gives magic Weakness but morrowind has very few magic spells that this falls under. Would love some feedback! Appreciate all and any help 🙏
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2022.01.16 21:51 AIArtlab VIRTUAL MUSEUM NOW AVAILABLE, look at bio

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2022.01.16 21:51 Ritchoto Alexander Alexeyez OPC platinum Retro and Seismic Pink. I can't info on that card. Is it a rare one?

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2022.01.16 21:51 Drasticlag This weekend's stay in Cayey, PR

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