TIFU by accidentally stabbing myself in both ass cheeks with an air conditioner grate

2021.09.19 01:37 patsfan929 TIFU by accidentally stabbing myself in both ass cheeks with an air conditioner grate

Obligatory this did not happen today, but close to 20 years ago. I honestly don't care if this is seen in the public eye, I've told this story many times and I just laugh about it now along with whomever I'm telling it to. Tl;dr at the bottom.
So I was raised Jewish, which meant going to temple on the high holy days (Yom Kippur, Rosh Hashanah, etc.). Where I was living, there was not a large Jewish community so the temple was really small and sort of struggling. This also meant that there weren't many kids my age to hang with, but I did have one friend at the time, we'll call him J.
One night during one of the high holy days (I forget which), basically the entire congregation was at service. J and I, being the young fidgety kids that we were, decided to go outside and play (with the permission of our parents). So we go outside to the front of the temple, and this is where the fuck up happens.
Outside, there was an air conditioner that you could climb up on and peek into a window that looked directly into the temple where services were being held. The only reason you could climb up on it was because there was only a partial grate covering it, meaning one side was completely gone and there was no top to it. However, the other three sides were covered with the ends basically being metal spikes. Conveniently, the temple's guitar player was sitting right next to the window. Being the immature kids we were, we decided to start knocking on the window to distract the guitar player, and when he would look over we would duck down.
I think you all can see where this is going but I will continue. We did the knocking thing for a while but eventually we got bored. So J jumped down and go to follow J. Only I slip, and land right on two of the metal spikes where they go right into the left cheek and the right cheek. I have a pretty high pain tolerance, even then, so I thought that I slipped hard enough to feel pain, but for nothing to penetrate my cheeks. So I just get up and continue walking.
We went back inside and the services were over. Only then did I think to ask my parents "Do I have a hole in my pants?" to which they said I had two. I thought to myself "Uh oh", but didn't say anything further. When we sat in the car I could definitely feel wetness, so when we got home, I immediately went to the bathroom and checked my underpants which were soaked with blood. I looked in the mirror and fortunately there were already two scabs so I ended up not telling my parents.
Fortunately, nothing happened in terms of tetanus or infections and there are no scars. I just got extremely lucky, but lesson learned. If you see an air conditioner with parts of the grate missing DO NOT climb on it as it is dangerous and could kill you. Death by air conditioner.
Tl;dr: Got stabbed in both ass cheeks by an air conditioner grate, bled into my underpants, but did not go to the hospital or tell my parents.
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